How Adults Argue?

So C-List actor Jon Voight went on Fox News and joined the parade of idiots calling the President of the United States names. "Cootie face", you might ask? "Nerd boy"? "Teleprompter poopie head"? Okay, Sarah Palin used that last one. She read it off of her hand.

But the point is this: while I occasionally resulted to calling former (thank God) president George "W." Bush things like "idiot" "doofus" "asshat" "the idiot" "the village idiot" "the big fat stoopid idiot in chief" and "the dumbest man in the world" (and by occasionally, I mean hourly) I never, ever referred to the mistake between Bill Clinton and Barack Obama as a Nazi or as a tin-pot petty dictator the likes of Joe Stalin. Not once. Even though George Junior Bush was the biggest damned NAZI EVER. After the one with the weird mustache, anyway. And Cheney. And Scalia.

The funny thing is that the idiots call President Obama a Nazi and a Commie. I mean can you show your ignorance more? Hey Fox and Company, let me tell you something. The Commies hated the Nazis. Read Wikipedia, for Christ sakes!

Anyway, the name calling is just a quaint proxy for what the racist bastard Obama haters want to call him at home. That's right, if you don't like the President you are a racist!

If that sounds stupid, stop and think about it for a minute.

Meanwhile, the grown ups are going to try and keep Osama bin Laden (the guy George Junior Bush didn't even try to catch) from getting a nuke.

Feel free to fume, Obama-haters. You might even launch Dick "I never saw a war that didn't make me wet my pants and send someone else to fight" Cheney to verbally assail me. I am perfectly safe so long as I don't go hunting with him (by the way Dick, the Army would have taught you how to be safe with firearms -- it isn't to late to un-pussy yourself).

Peace.